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Higgledy Piggledy
The Straight Dope Message Board
Created a seemingly
Immortal thread.
Limericks failed but a
Doubledactylian
Finally managed to
Kill the thing dead.
::suffocates thread with a pillow throws it in a river tied with cinder blocks::
Hey talkingsquirrel,
Think of this thread as a cartoon.
sorry I used bad english in my last post it should have read
::suffocates the thread with a pillow ties it to a cinder block and throws it in the river::
See I didnt tie the river up with cinder blocks i tied the thread up?
Just wanted to make that clear 
Doesn’t matter how you word it. Think about doing that to Bugs Bunny and you’ll realize how effective your plan to terminate this thread really is.
I, of course, still have my secret weapon which I’m saving for a day when a state of extreme desperation is reached regarding the extermination of this thread.
G’head, Kenny–take your best shot. You don’t scare me.
Sincerely,
The Thread
Yeah! And I thought Kenny was supposed to be the killed, not the killer!
Ah!
To moloster this thread I must try,
so on the weekend I’ll post on the sly!
True, this tactic is devious,
and cruelly michievious.
Killing the thread that refuses to die!
It appears the moloster is Bean
As this thread sinks n’er to be seen
What’s that you say
I bumped it, no way
There is no moloster, I mean
Cool simulpost!
bump
so… who likes pokemon?
Shouldn’t that be “poor English”? :: Ducking :: 
Mmmmm, Pokemon, with rice and hot sauce…
I give up;…it won’t go away.
bang
Bad English! <hits on head with rolled-up newspaper> Bad English!
aright people this is getting ridicolous. Lets all call a truce. This thread must die. today will be the day of its annoitment. No one will post to this thread. Whoever posts afer this post will be cursed with a seven years of head lice.
Now you dont really want that do you? 
Nope. I certainly don’t!
::scratches head::
::sigh:: once more into the breach my friends… :rolleyes: