This thread had me rolling my eyes
It’s long past due for demise
I just cannot stand it
it’s a waste of good bandwidth
and desperately needs euthanized
Inky
poor poor thread they just wont let you die huh?
::gets out a gun and shoots you point blank range::
rest easy my friend
Talkingsquirrel, truly, I’m shocked
Your moloster bid now has been blocked!
a thread surviving such time
can only be done in by rhyme.
Your execution plan is simply half-cocked
ohh I’m not allowed to do that??
aright how bout this?
Let’s let this poor thread die
It is way past his time
So no one will post
Cuz that would be gross
So no one even try
I am no good at limericks 
No…it can’t die. I’ve become attached…it would be too traumatic.
Calling Dr. Kevorkian . . . .
Hey, if you want to kill a post, you can’t do it with limaricks, everyone loves limerick… no, you have to do it with a classic. Preferably a clasic with weird offbeat rhythm. (Emily Dickinson is out, for example, since the Teeming Millions know they can sing her poems to the tune of Gilligan’s Island)
And you have to make your parody bad, like…
My Misery
by Mostlast Poster Woe
(apologies to Edgar Allen Poe)
It was many and many a year ago
In a thread started by Aunt P
That I earned a disdain which you must know:
The thing I call “My Misery”:
A whole VBoard consumed by no greater fear
Than to author a post after me
I was reviled, as they must revile,
Any lowlife such as me.
I am shunned with a shun that is more than shun:
I call it My Misery,
With such hate that the Moderators themselves
Hurried to banish me.
And this is the reason that, long ago,
In a thread started by Aunt P,
A wind blew out of a cloud, bearing
The first fruit of My Misery
And over Teeming Millions came
Utter boredom inspired by me.
They shut me up to be ostracized,
For that thread started by Aunt P.
Molosters, none near so damnéd or shameless,
Went scurrying, fleeing me.
Yes! – That was the reason, as all men know –
Since that thread started by Aunt P.
That the news flies out like a bat by night,
Chill it! And kill it! Just don’t reply – flee!
So my shunning was stronger by far than the shun
Given those far more loathesome than me
(if they’re any more loathsome than me)
For neither the Cecil in heaven above,
Nor the lurkers who, uncounted, read –
Can ever dissever my name from the shame
Of the thread started by Aunt P
Monday never arrives without bringing me hives
Since the thread started by Aunt P;
And with each brand new week, I’m afraid to peek
At the stuff posted on SD
(And so, I must hide, reading Cec on the side
For my daring (my daring! – if just one had replied!)
in the thread started by Aunt P
the post spoofing “Anabelle Lee”
really that will work?
Nope.
I didn’t think so.
So… whos up for a game of Scrabble?
Well this thread isn’t dead yet.
Congrats on your welcome by Cecil, I wonder if aha will get welcomed.
I hope not. I dont feel like losing 10 bucks
I think if anything Talkinsquirrel you’ll be 10 bucks richer. What Cecil did was very good, a little rude, but otherwise a classic.
What he might be waiting for, just to make aha sweat, is waiting till the last possible second to post his reply.
I believe that my power has been ignored for way too long.
BTW Please let this thread die, I mean come on - it is not serving any real purpose, it will simply continue ad nausem. So please just ignore it. Really. I mean for real.
Sigh.
I’m in awe, KP.
At least I hope it’s awe.
Please tell me awe squishes when you step in it.
Alright so I’ll play the last post
As the one who can proudly boast
I’m the dude who is willin’
To do all the thread killin’
Add them scores, Green Bean your claims are toast
Casdave take no offense
I must rise to my sister’s defense
Green Bean’s not beat
You’re down in defeat
Moloster you will not be hence
::::sigh:::
The ones you fancy always have big brothers.
Did everyone see KP’s brilliant Annabel Lee parody? And the clever limericks?
Didja? Okay then.
It’s a wrap.
A wrap it is says Auntie Pam
After a poem writ round her nam
But more limericks we send
So the thread will not end
Til the mods think it turns spam