(limerick censored)
Well this damn thing just refuses to die…
It’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys. And smells better, too.
I like pickles.
(I’m going for a “that was such a stupid comment nobody will even reply to it” thing 
)
Sorry talkinsquirrel, but you are not the last post yet, and that comment is not so stupid.
Here goes, a reply to your comment…What kind of pickles?
I dip my mcdonalds french fries in my mcdonalds chocolate shake.
Separately, they’re disgusting. Together, they’re perfect :9
uh… that was meant for another thread. sorry.
I’ve noticed a lot of this reply-ending-up-in-the-wrong-forum stuff going on lately. what gives?
Well, I’ll give it a try–after all, I’ve been pretty successful in the past. Unintentionally, of course.
And no, I don’t mean the fries and shake thing.
the sour kind not the sweet kind those are nasty.
Anyways how bout everyone just quit posting to this thread and let it die already huh? please
Kittens are cute.
I’m going to inject a serious note in here for a moment, for which I apologize–this isn’t really the thread for serious. But there are some comments that have been made here–mostly as jokes–which mirror some in other places that are NOT jokes, and they have me wondering. What negative consequenses actually ensue if a thread does NOT die?
You see this said about stupid threads (this one probably qualifies), useless threads (again, that seems to apply), and troll threads–let it die, don’t respond, don’t feed the trolls, etc. But in point of fact the only thing that happens if a thread doesn’t die is that it moves back up to the top of the heap–it remains easily visible to the masses, in other words. So far as I know this doesn’t place an undue strain on the board software, and I doubt it takes up so much space that it’s gonna crash anything.
So…so what? What does it hurt if this thread–or any other–keeps rotating to the top of the pile? Nobody has to go into it if it doesn’t interest them, so I fail to see how just looking at it there makes any difference at all.
(Now, granted, it makes sense to plead that nobody respond to this particular thread. The presitige of finally killing the thread on thread killers is nearly as great as winning the Medal of Honor, and it doesn’t require you to get shot at.)
Ok…seriousness attack over.
(Hey! I’m last again! Everybody be quiet now…)
MisterEcks no longer funning
Asked what if we never stop punning
On the old board no way
Now the mods say OK
Let’s let this thread keep on running
Seems like the general rule is that any thread on which I post dies off eventually simply because I posted to it.
So this is my humble effort to kill the thread.
What I will now do, in order to make this thread killing of some interest, is recite for you a limerick that has nothing to do with anything.
This is not a limerick.
It’s rhyme is really not a trick.
Maybe I should try,
But then I’d ask why.
Here’s hoping this thread’s death is quick.
Alex
A waste is the time that we spend
on our feeble attempts to amend.
As the folks on this board
can leave nothing ignored.
This is a thread without end.
tap tap
Is this thing on?
Wow this thing was on the third page before I found it. Shawndena may have been the thread killer if I wasnt there to stop it. So you can all thank me
oke, thank you Talkinsquirrel !!
No, no. Thank you, Twynkie.
I was so close. Thank you for saving me, even if you did mangle my name. 
hehe.
-Shad
Sorry bout that
Really, I’m not trying to keep this thread alive, but I had to respond to this:
Strangely enough, a co-worker does the exact same thing, and he’s from California, too. Californians must have a taste for sweet, greasy methocel based food products, I guess…
(IIRC, both McDonald’s fries and shakes are composed largely of methocel, a cellulose-based chemical made from processed wood pulp. I can hear Homer drooling: “Mmmmm, wood pulp…”)
I do the same thing, only it’s Wendy’s fries and frosty.
Can we have some more limericks, please? They are excellent!