Ah.
[sub]It should be noted that imthjckaz is not the brightest bulb on the tree[/sub]
It’s okay, I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 
So who’s gonna end up killing this thread?
Don’t lose any sleep over it.
busts out a butchers knife and chops the thread up
Is that how you do it???
Yes. 
You should all be glad I came along and noticed this thread so it can finally rest in peace.
Amateurs. 
notice how the SDMB doesn’t have ‘the longest thread’ thread? this will end pretty soon, maybe right now
Actually, i think it would be appropriate to let me kill it. Since i finally decided to start posting, killing my first thread will be a great learning experience!
Very well then, it’s settled.
Well, I see that I previously only wounded the thread. I am now dealing the killing blow…
If this turns out to be a case of clashing egos, this thread could go on for quite a bit…
“Let ME murder it!”
“No, I am the only one qualified for the final kill!”
“Step aside, I’ve got a machine gun!”
That kind of thing. Then again, maybe it dies after MY post!
<muahahahaha>
Must have only been a glancing blow.
Must have been.
This thing aint dead yet?
Oh wait!
You dolt! (kidding) How am I supposed to kill threads when someone comes along and does that!
I dunno?
Oy.
Vey.
Gah.
D’oh!
Bah.
My aim must have been off. This should do the trick.
Kicks thread in balls with steel-toed boots