gives thread a hug since it’s been so abused
I quit.
Me too.
No really.
Pfft.
Since I kill most threads I post to, I thought I would give you guys a hand.
There, that should do it.
Thank you.
Oh my god…
<cue creepy music>
IT’S THE THREAD THAT WON’T DIE!!!
oh sure it will, there…
It’s weird. You know every thread I’ve ever posted to? Well, as it turns out, they all seem to die eventually. Like houseplants. Now, maybe I don’t actually kill them, but I figure I can’t be all to healthy for 'em. It’s just strange that way.
Maybe that’s it… maybe we’re like cyanide or something. Kryptonite didn’t really kill Superman, in fact, just weakened him. And we all know weak threads die.
At least when we’re all old and grey, sitting in our retirement home, occasionally lifting a rheumatic finger to click on the mouse in front of us to check on this thread, we can tell our grandchildren: “You see that there thread on the SDMB? I actually tried to kill it once…cough, cough”
So this one’s dead then, right?
I knew we could do it!
Yep. Kudos to all.
Yea!
It’s dead!
Dead and buried.
I’ll take care of the funeral arrangements.
Y’all do realize that none of you are going to kill this thread, as “last person to post wins” threads have, as a general rule, a moderator as the last poster, right?
The threads sure to die a quick death once i’ve posted something.
You’re right, Munch.