It’ll only cost one dolla. I seem to be good at it; all I have to do is post. 
And I do like to go with my strengths.
Anybody else share this talent?
Pssst: I think you just killed this one.
Another Doper and I once killed a thread, but it was a thread I didn’t like and it was going in a direction I didn’t like, so I’m glad it died.
I killed a thread in Reno once. Just to watch it die.
I do it all the time but I like to think that it’s because I made such a good point that there was no need for any further posts.
Hola Becky2844!
I seem to be good at it, also. I once thought about changing my username to ThreadKiller. I just resolve that I am a newbie here, and ain’t passed the audition, yet. If I survive 10 years on this MB, maybe then I will get some respect. But, who knows, it is a tuff group. Might take longer. In any case, it is entertaining. There are some smart a$$holes. And I have learned a bunch. Mainly, lurk more, post less.
The name is Snip. Thread Snip.
Longevity doesn’t guarantee respect. It just means you haven’t had a meltdown that led to banning; I’m still here, after all, with only one official warning in 11 years for telling someone in GD that he was full of shit (and it was BULLSHIT, BY GOD!).
I haven’t made a huge number of posts, but I’ve killed a few threads. Please, somebody else post after this!
I find it most effective to kill several key thread simultaneously, one of which I first kiss and say "you broke my heart Where’s a good burger joint in Camden?, you broke my heart?
Was contemplating “Idgie Threadkiller” myself.
I sometimes consider starting a thread asking what I am doing wrong, but of course there would be no replies.
I saw this thread just after Becky posted it. I wanted to reply “Wouldn’t it be funny if this thread got no replies?”…but that would have ruined it. 
I’ve killed more threads than Cecil B. DeMille.
phhhhhtttt
Let us know when you can stop a 10 page train wreck in the Pit with fewer than 10 words.
Then we can discuss your “thread killing” abilities.
Amateurs!
I’ve killed a few in my day.:eek:
I thought it was just me. Cool!
I think I might kill threads…
You people are amateurs. I’m the coffin nail for threads.
last!