Killed more threads than a Singer Swing Arm.
Thank you.
I used to be, mostly due to timezone differences where I’d be late to the thread.
But now I am a valued contributor who presents insightful commentary worthy of a response.
On occasion.
I hope.
/kills thread.
I don’t kill every thread I post to…just the ones I thought were really interesting. :smack:
Regularly.<sigh> I’d like to believe that my witty insights just stall the conversation and people are too struck by epiphanies to reply, but I suspect that not to be the case.
I had a dog that was struck by an Epiphany, or maybe it was a Buick… Clearly a case of karma running over my dogma…Yay Monday! :0P
raises hand
If there are so many of us, it’s a wonder any thread survives. Although, of course, the last person to post in *this *thread must have some sort of meta-thread-killingness about them.
I’ve been afraid to post again in case I kill my own thread.
Let’s see if I still have it…
I have this talent as well… It always makes me feel somewhat rejected - like, “What did I do (again) to kill this thread???”
It might be why I have so few posts relative to the time I’ve been reading. A bit.
See now I’m thinking I should make a note of each of your names and post after you on every thread just so you feel better. Clearly I’m insane.
I am the king of the threadkillers.
First I wondered if maybe it was because I’m on the wrong side of the pond, so that my timing is always six or seven hours off vis-a-vis the Yanks – but then I realized that I am far from the only European around. I now blame an ancient Gypsy curse.
Would, “Throw paper towel tubes in the Quarry” work?
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
I never use it, but this thread seems as good as place as any to use my signature.
I guess I’ll just go ahead and shut this down.
Lindsay Lohan: Darn it, Debbie! You are not going to spoil my visit to Disney World! Now, I didn’t say anything at “It’s a Small World” when you went on about low birth weight in babies or during the fireworks when you started talking about Feline AIDS…
Debbie Downer: It’s still the number one cause of death among domestic cats.
[frustrated, Lindsay leaves]
Debbie Downer: By the way, don’t forget the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at the other day and the doctor said that based on the size and shape of the edges, I am flirting with that melanoma thing.
[everyone else at the table gets up to leave]
Debbie Downer: OK, I guess I’ll meet you all later at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents. You know they never did catch that anthrax guy.
Yes. I seem to have killed the “20 Wacky sex laws thread.” 
And apparently, I just killed this one, too!! :smack:
Hey, that means you win!
Your check is in the mail.