Thread Title Band Names

At the risk of ticking off whoever it was who hated this sort of thing (sorry—actually can’t remember who that was!), I was scanning through the forums and noted that a number of thread titles would make corking good band names:

Earthquake Weather
Butt Hair
Music for Ads (I see them as '80s New Age)
Masturbation Breaks (definitely punk)
Better Than Ex-Lax
Canvas wallets
SOCIETY!!!

Near Death Experiences.

War. Ugh. (What is it good for…)

Pumpkin Homicide (Maybe a Smashing Pumpkins cover band)

Where is my CHEESE!
And for the punk/metal fans:

Asshole Busdriver

Materialistic Whore

Eww, the next big non-threating preteen boy band;

Asshole Biker Arsonists, thrash skateboard band;

Canvas Wallets, underground college band;

Londope 2002, British industrial dance–didn’t they get a namecheck in the first new episode of AbFab (palyed last week in Canada)…

Oops, sorry Eve!
How about

Going to Orycon, the 70s art-rock mystical revival thingy?

Band called The Black Dog have got an album called Music For Ads.

Well, actually it was called Music For Adverts.

However it was mundane pointless stuff I had to share; so that makes it alright.

How about Thread Title Band Names?