At the risk of ticking off whoever it was who hated this sort of thing (sorry—actually can’t remember who that was!), I was scanning through the forums and noted that a number of thread titles would make corking good band names:
Earthquake Weather
Butt Hair
Music for Ads (I see them as '80s New Age)
Masturbation Breaks (definitely punk)
Better Than Ex-Lax
Canvas wallets
SOCIETY!!!