Thread Titles=Band Names

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Just browsing through the boards and thanks to Toilet Rats, I’ve noticed LOTS of thread titles would make good band names. These I collected from the first 4 pages of MPSIMS alone:

toilet rats
Flaming Marshmallows!
Awwwww! Teeny little cows!
Cecil
Victoria Gotti’s eulogy for daddy.
Odd turn-ons
Youngest doper
Calling all Calgarians
Prince Charles in a loincloth?
Antique porn
Acts of Gord
Widdle fuzzy babies!!!
Holy Mittelschmerz!
Mrs. Plant’s Puppies.
vroom vroom
Insanity test
Bad Dream
Mrs. Kunilou goes bionic

I haven’t even gone into the Pit yet. There’s gotta be some good ones there!

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The tooth fairy aftermath

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These are from the first two pages of the Pit:

won’t someone please think of the fish!
Getting Royally Fucked By Macy’s
Southern Baptist Convention Bigots
the death of rhetoric
The Lemmings Are Marching to War
Fucking braindead historically vacuous Americans!!!
A bumper crop of hostile psychobitches
Fucking Strep
I’m fucking SICK!
Should I Stay or Should I Go? (homage to the Clash, maybe? possible copyright issues, though)
F_X

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I like this one!

From MPSIMS just now:

Sphedoinkel!
They don’t call me Cain for nuthin’
Friday night drunkdopeTM

From the Pit:

Return of the Bishop Pedophiles.
People who need… a boot to the head.
A bumper crop of hostile psychobitches

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Froggy death postures
Poltergeist kitty
Strip club experiences?
George vs Saddam
Infomercials
Who likes skorts?
Victoria Falls and Zimbabwe safety (kinda like Edie Brickell and New Bohemians)
Mini Cooper
The Soundbug
best band of all time?
Colonoscopy
Misused words that get on your nerves

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I think some usernames would make some great band names:

SmackFu

Max Carnage

Caveman

easy e

Throatshot

Bad News Baboon

Mach V

:cool:

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LolaCocaCola, I was thinking the same thing when I got up this afternoon. Let’s see…

MaxTorque
Lucki Charms
pezpunk
Zappo
Broken Doll
Blue Curls
Cougarfang
Mullinator
Silver_Fire
Winnowill
Phoenix Dragon (or Dragon Phoenix)
Superdude
Lindy Hopper

Of course, blur is already a band name, so never mind that.

F_X

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I would definitely go to a Truth in Advertising concert—especially if they managed to get either Recreational Softball! or I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up, Take Two as their opening act. Those guys are amazing!

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Max, there’s a band called The Flaming Lips. They may not be marshmallows but they’re indeed flaming…

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… she don’t use butter.
she don’t use cheese.
she don’t use jelly
or any of these…