Top 12 Bad Band Names

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Another thread reminded me of this list. These are all real, my choices culled from a larger list. My absolute favorties are in bold

13 - Jif and The Choosy Mothers
12- Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
11- Screaming Moist Accountants
10- Jehovah’s Waitresses
9- Jesus Christ Super Fly
8- Skeptic Tank
7- Hell Camino
6- Raging Pimps of Doom
5- Stiff Kittens
4- Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
3 -Cindy Brady’s Lisp
2- The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
2- JFKFC
And the NUMBER ONE BAD BAND NAME:
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives

Just makes me laugh, thought I’d share it. that’s all.

stoid

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Bread

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This thread is so JoeyHemlock’s department…

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Camp Kill Yourself
Flaming Caucasians (actually a good cover band)

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The Electric Prunes
Strawberry Alarm Clock
Moby Grape (good band, dippy name)

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Flaming Death Kittens (My band in High School)
Plaid Asparagus (Portland band in the early 90’s)
The Legendary Pink Dots

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there is a oklahoma based band that plays Dallas pretty regular called The Flaming Lips(insert mental image here)

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JoeyHemlock’s department would be a GREAT band name!

I always like Elvis Hitler, Sausage, and Toad the Wet Sprocket (stolen from a Monty Python sketch).

My friend from college had a band called Amorhpous Boulder, not a terrible name. The original name of the band was Anna Rexic and the Bulemics (they’re all very skinny).

Oh, and The Flaming Lips is a GREAT band!

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I was briefly the guitarist and lead vocalist for the mercifully defunct Cat’s Ass.

I am determined to someday assemble a Jimmy Buffett cover band by the name of Lost Shaker Assault.

Dr. J

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Someday I’m going to start a band. That band will be called Asphalt Anus. My friend Anneliese suggests Tits of Doom as maybe being better and also more likely to get us on the Ozzfest tour.

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Squirrel Nut Zippers
Barenaked Ladies

If only I could find my Christian various artist cd’s…well, I’ll look later. They have some downright weird names.

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  1. Butthole Surfers. It is VERY hard to say that name in front of my mother without blushing.

  2. Federal Duck. Dave Barry’s college band

  3. Rock Bottom Remainders. His current band. For musicians, most of these people are awesome writers.

Robin

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Cherry Poppin’ Daddies…try to say that in front of your mother without getting grounded.

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Captain Foofoo and the Flying Poodle Brigade is a pretty bad one (a friend’s band - which had no talent - was called this for a short time).

However, I think the most obnoxious band name would be “Set”… look it up in the dictionary sometime, and a bit of comparison to other entries will show you what I mean.

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I think I mentioned this one once before, but it still makes me giggle.

Some friends of mine a few years back assembled a 60’s soul cover group (one time thing) and called it Urethra Franklin.

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My personal favorite that I have yet to use is Sleeping with Jesus.

Also, like Doctor J, I someday hope to form an 80s hair metal cover band by the name of The Deaf Lepers. I figure we could have some really tasteless jokes about how our drummer lost his arm.

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They Might Be Giants But They Can’t Run Without Legs (not to be confused with TMBG)

and

We’ve Got Blondie’s Drumsticks And We’re Not Afraid To Use Them

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Relentless Cookout

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Cooter-brown and the redneck rampage
Iron mullet
Dripping spigot

And why not more trendy names,

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I once saw a band called “Sexxxy Christ”.

The whole experience was just as painful as it sounds.