Seen your Doper pix
I would not brag too much, babe
Sparrow-ass is HAWT
SSG Schwartz
Go munch popcorn. Let the pros take over.
SSG Schwartz
Come on quick death…
Although I must say,
The threadkilling gods demand
lots of nudity.
I cannot be first
That would be so wrong to do
Anyone want to go?
SSG Schwartz
flashes wang
Sensitive, the bird
Who mistakes joke for insults.
Nuance escapes him.
It only stands to make sense that the threadkilling god is naked himself…right?
You would not be the first.
And…die!
It’s going to take more than you flashing your wang to kill this thread. The Gods are not amused.
Been there. Done that.
Let us not invite more wang flashing in this thread.
SSG Schwartz
How Much Will Albanian Karaoke Hurt the Democrats?
Why was I not invited to this wang flashing party?
Because you don’t have a wang?
We haven’t had flashing boobies yet though.
One can always hope.
Although, that’s one thread topic that will have more than 0 replies and views.
Boobs? We will have 10,000 views. That would miss the point of this thread.
SSG Schwartz
You’re saying you’d rather see this thread succeed than to see some prime boobies? That’s bordering on the ‘dont be a jerk’ rule isn’t it 
The trouble is that we are looking for Prime Boobies. Not watermelons in a sock racing downhill. I would like to see things turn out your way, but fear it will be mine.
SSG Schwartz