** Not watermelons in a sock racing downhill.**
Speak for yourself, I’d read that thread!
Even if the left one was winning?
SSG Schwartz
Especially.
So…about these boobs…
And not just the ones named** Autolycus ** or bbs2k…
Hey, at least I had the good sense to abbreviate my long and annoying name to make it easier for everyone.
Good morning, back at the witty repartee, I see.
SSG Schwartz
Good morning, folks.
Contribution for today.
Cataloging my state thimble collection.
Show me your Hitler tattoos!
Mine’s endearing.
This has sat still too long. LOUNE is not a threadkiller.
I’ve got the belt, chump!
You hold the title, but I am the challenger.
::Pats on head::
Want a lolly, dearie?
Actually, I wouldn’t mind one.
Go fetch me a lolly, woman!
swats her ass
I’m going to market a lollipop that’s two huge lollipops fused together. I’m going to call it a Lolli Parton.
Funny things said during bowel movements
Belt? LOUNE, how did you get a belt? I thought it was the jacket we competed for. A belt will never match my shoes.
SSG Schwartz
I’m starting a mail-in sperm bank. Who would like to volunteer?
PM me with you address, I have a fresh handful I would like to contribute.
SSG Schwartz
That’s the beauty of the heavyweight threadkilling belt. It matches nothing.
Where are my car keys?