Good point. I would be interested in the titles at least.
SSG Schwartz
Ew, ew, ew.
What is all over this floor?!
It…well…it apears to be yak jizz. You’re well-versed in the ways of yak jizz. Sample it and tell me from what hill that yak grazes.
Let me just sling this mop around in here. Those yak really need to spend some time in the sun. And quit watching those Discovery Channel videos.
SSG Schwartz
Yak jizz.
Yak jizz? That’s the best you could come up with?
Great. Thanks. Now I have the thought of David Attenborough in my mind, narrating a porno.
You’d rather we be honest and say it’s a combination of snot, semen, blood, and Chemical X?
Bachelor party!
Don’t forget the beer.
This video is what got the yak so excited. Who left that lying around? (Second video on page)
SSG Schwartz
Your taste in porn is…unusual. Still doesn’t make it yak jizz, though.
Actually, I think it’s the best the yak could come up with.
Post your favorite low-budget yak porn links here
SSG Schwartz
Sick. Twisted. Abnormal.
Oops, sorry, I didn’t realize it was time for the roll call. Here! 
SSG Schwartz
Chauncey the Wonder Yak in: Deck the Halls with Gobs of Jism
Yakov Smirnoff Whacks off a Black Yak in Iraq while talking to Shaq.
Wearing Noodles on His Back and While Doing Smack in Packs, Jack.
Take a look at my paperclip! (nonsexual)
“Yak jizz”? Band name!
Help me plan Dubya’s assassination (Secret Service, stay out of this thread!)