Take a look at My Microsoft Paperclip (sexual)
Yaks and Paperclips: A Few Things You Should Be Aware Of.
Mr. Rogers Slashfic AKA King Friday Rides the Trolley (NSFW)
Mr. Rogers’ Sweater Made From 40% Yak Hair Blend?
And the buttons are held on with jizz. It positively rains yak jizz in his neighborhood. That’s why he’s always changing his shoes.
Yak jizz, the elixir of life? Discuss.
Need Quotes From 19th Century Postmasters General Regarding Interstate Transport of Yak Jizz
Name All the Postmaster Generals That Have, at Least Once Gargled Yak Jizz
Albert Vincent Casey and Marvin T. Runyon spring immediately to mind.
Well, they *did *practically make a living by gargling yak jizz.
Which is where we get self adhesive stamps from!
Clearly, their contributions to mankind cannot be discounted.
I say the same thing about toilet paper.
Can you wipe your ass with toilet paper made of yak jizz?
Only a few.
Is Yak Jizz Eco Friendly? Can It Be Used As A Douche?
I suppose. Even though the point of douche is to get rid of jizz. 
Ah, but yak jizz has magical, medicinal properties.
You wouldn’t know anything about that, though.
You know who would? This guy.
Guess how mant times I’ve farted today?
Five.