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Pan-fried yak jizz - how’s it REALLY taste?

Sign my petition to persuade Joe Biden to get back into the '08 race…

Watching paint dry (TMI)

Hey, there’s a Teletubbies marathon in Vladivostok this Weds.!!! Who’s with me?

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Did it get you high and drunk? I’d imagine a few cups of that and you’re pretty much set for the night.

No, I ended up throwing up on Joseph. Hence his “Coat of many colors”.

Wow, Joseph? You’re not lion, are you?

Rawr.

So, how’s everyone’s day going?

“What do these chunks in my vomit look like to you.”

You can’t has cheezberger. Not yours.

What about that?

New SDMB Rule: We Insist that All Posts in GD Must Be In Lolcatz Speak

No, I think that thread would get commented upon many many times.

Olive Oyl as a symbol of Western Beauty standards

Well, blow me. Down.

Do you think that when Popeye is about to cum that his dick bulges out like his arms do when he eats spinach?

He’s a monster! NSFW, I guess. Popeye spanking

His spooge probably forms in the shape of a hammer and forces its way into the egg, too.

And his nuts turn into Navy Battleships and they start firing cannons…

Popeye and Olive Oyl make red-hot monkey love (NSFW)

Well, not with Olive Oyl, but there is evidance that Popeye got his fair share back in the day. Link broken on purpose, very NSFW.

http:// Tijuana Bible Museum: Sheza Floppe Presents Popeye

Maybe Popeye could be the next postmaster general?