I’ll see your .38 and raise you a .45, shenanigans!!!
SSG Schwartz
Fiddlesticks!
Just nod and say yes.
Balderdash!
In a pig’s eye!
How dare you refer to devil sticks. I don’t believe in the devil or his sticks.
SSG Schwartz
Tarnation!
Tomfoolery!
And Jumpin’ Jehosophat, what’s up with this one post per 60 seconds?
Tarnation recorded “I’ll give you something to cry about.” And will when I get the belt and the jacket.
SSG Schwartz
This thread has jumped the shark.
Two wrongs won’t make things right.
But when the Right makes two wrongs what does that make?
SSG Schwartz
Mickey: I’ll tell ya what. I’ll do it for a caravan.
Turkish: For what?
Pikeys: For a caravan.
Tommy: It was us who wanted a caravan.
[looking around]
Tommy: Anyway, what’s wrong with this one?
Mickey: It’s not for me. It’s for me ma.
Turkish: Your what?
Pikeys: His ma.
A new game. Things that rhyme with purple.
SSG Schwartz
Linguini with clam sauce?
No, now the thread has jumped the shark. 
:smack:
SSG Schwartz
Buzz! No, we were looking for Stephen Colbert and Rush Limbaugh. Bob tell her what she has won.
SSG Schwartz
How to properly seal a paint can.****(With Pics!)
Off to bed. G’night folks.
To those who sign their posts, doesn’t that get very tiring in long threads?