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SSG Schwartz
Good night fisha, goodnight Johnboy.
SSG Schwartz
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I have it on good authority that Michael Jackson rhymes with purple.
Wouldn’t that be Prince?
That’d be…some…symbol that I can’t reproduce on this keyboard.
Aesthetics of concrete, a journal.
Tattoos Of Postmaster Generals…Show Yours Off! (With Pix!)
Ok, well then there’s two that rhyme with purple.
Purple is the new Black
That’s it, I’m calling Al Sharpton.
Al Sharpton is the Old Purple.
Okay, Purple is the new Afro-American.
that is the PC term now, isn’t it? I can’t keep track of these things
No, no. That’s a hairstyle.
Geddy Lee is the new Al Sharpton.
Will you admit to dowsing?
I took a cold medicine once and for hours afterwards found myself inexplicably drawn to sources of underground water. Later I read the back of the bottle and it said “Warning, may cause dowsiness.”
Cold medicine is the new Postmaster General.
He keeps himself locked behind a counter so kids don’t try and make the meth out of him when he’s not looking.