Those who have shortened their user name and can’t post it. 
SSG Schwartz
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Off to bed. G’night folks.
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Good night fisha, goodnight Johnboy.
SSG Schwartz
Good morning, thread!
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Good morning, LOUNE!
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A new game. Things that rhyme with purple.
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I have it on good authority that Michael Jackson rhymes with purple.
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I have it on good authority that Michael Jackson rhymes with purple.
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Wouldn’t that be Prince?
That’d be…some…symbol that I can’t reproduce on this keyboard.
Aesthetics of concrete, a journal.
Tattoos Of Postmaster Generals…Show Yours Off! (With Pix!)
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Wouldn’t that be Prince?
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Ok, well then there’s two that rhyme with purple.
Purple is the new Black
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Purple is the new Black
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That’s it, I’m calling Al Sharpton.
Al Sharpton is the Old Purple.
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That’s it, I’m calling Al Sharpton.
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Okay, Purple is the new Afro-American.
that is the PC term now, isn’t it? I can’t keep track of these things
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Okay, Purple is the new Afro-American.
that is the PC term now, isn’t it? I can’t keep track of these things
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No, no. That’s a hairstyle.
Geddy Lee is the new Al Sharpton.
Will you admit to dowsing?
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Will you admit to dowsing?
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I took a cold medicine once and for hours afterwards found myself inexplicably drawn to sources of underground water. Later I read the back of the bottle and it said “Warning, may cause dowsiness.”
Cold medicine is the new Postmaster General.
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Cold medicine is the new Postmaster General.
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He keeps himself locked behind a counter so kids don’t try and make the meth out of him when he’s not looking.