I certainly wouldn’t want to be cooked up into meth. That’s perfectly understandable!
I hear it’s not that plesant of an experiance so I understand as well.
It’s not often that being “cooked” for any reason would end up in me being happy.
Post your Postmaster General Methamphetamine formulas here!
What kind of louney smokes crack?
None I know of. That’s for sure.
Help me style my hair more like Kelsey Grammer.
Use yak jizz. It’ll help keep it in place.
But will that allow for sufficent fluffiness of the mullet curls in the back?
Blow dry and use a dryer. If you have to, ask the postmaster general of the United States to lend a hand.
Postmaster Generals: Is there Anything These Fine American’s Can’t Do?
Do any words rhyme with orange? The closest I can get is porridge.
I figure this is a good place to ask all the questions I have that aren’t really worth a whole thread in GQ.
No, but I have a good knock-knock joke for you!
Beat Popeye in a short excursion up Mt. Everest, I’d venture to say.
Squiggy - Best tv role of all time?
:smack:
Squiggy v Olive Oyl: Who Reigns Supreme?
Like that? Yeah, you like that. I got lots more horrible jokes if you’re interested.
I’m kind of interested. Bring more!
A twenty-something disabled girl with no arms or legs is sitting in her wheelchair one day in a park. All of a sudden she starts to cry. A man walking by sees this and walks up to her. He then asks her why she is crying. She replies “I’m nearly thirty years old and I’ve never been fucked! Will you help me?”
The man can’t resist her, she’s weak, helpless and bawling her eyes out. So he agrees.
He proceeds to push the chair and says that they’re going to go somewhere special. They soon arrive at a nearby beach and the man hires a small boat. “How romantic”, the girl says. The man lifts the girl out of her chair and seats her in the boat. They then row out some distance.
“I told you I would help you and now I will.” The man gets up and the girl has a look of excitement on her face. The man picks her up and throws her overboard. “NOW your fucked!” he says and starts to row away.