That’s not a bad start. More!
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and a metal dick?
Sparky.
Also a dog with metal balls.
Do You Know What The Queers Are Doing To Our Soil?
Guy, I think it’s official, we need induct him into the fold. Cluricaun had exactly zero posts the first time, and he’s in 3rd place here.
For the initiation we will require the eyes of a toad, the pubes of a member, the jizz of a yak.
A young priest and an old priest.
And of course, we will need to order a new official jacket.
**Yay, I’m a Winner. **
We’ll also need the tattoo of Popeye and the shorn scrotum of any one of the Postmaster Generals.
What are we talking about then?
Quick, overwhelm him with inanity! And cover him in tomato juice.
Paddle him with a freshly filleted trout!
Fish I’ve Been Hit With, A List.
So, would you care to list those fish?
Bluegill
Jack Crevalle
Dolly Varden
Grouper
Flounder
Smelt
Warmouth
Smallmouth Bass
:: Smacks Cluricaun with a trout ::
slaps Cluricaun
Ha, you think you can beat me? A Dolly Varden is a trout, so Ha! This is nothing, this is fun. La da dee, la doo da. C’mon bright boy, take another shot.
HEY OW, shit. Fisha, that hurt!
But have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I ain’t got the stomach for this no more. Have fun kiddies. 
We will. I’ll wear the belt proudly in your honor.
Indeed, and just to let you know he won’t ever let you lead and he tends to step on your toes a lot. Prince of Darkness he may be, but he can’t tango for a damn.