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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
But have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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Wasn’t that a Charlie Daniels song?

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[QUOTE=fisha]
Wasn’t that a Charlie Daniels song?
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As far as I know, Batman said it to the Joker.

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
As far as I know, Batman said it to the Joker.
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Charlie Daniels is the Joker? No way, how did they get the makeup on over his beard?

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]
No, but I have a good knock-knock joke for you!
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Knock-knock.

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Why, they pulled it taut over his nutsack and made him walk backwards.
Duh.

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Why, they pulled it taut over his nutsack and made him walk backwards..
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I don’t want to come into the house anymore…

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Good to see the party rolling along in my absence.

SSG Schwartz

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I bring the funny.

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I bring the chips.

SSG Schwartz

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Right! Well, that’s a chip up the nose!

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At least this unfortunate fish hitting business seems to have past.

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
At least this unfortunate fish hitting business seems to have past.
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I think you meant “passed.” The penalty will be one hit from a halibut.

SSG Schwartz

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Possibly a harsh graze from a haddock as well.

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Remind to never wander into Great Debates again, would you?

Where’s the fish? Hurry up and get it over with. Take your best shot.

:Offers cheek:

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I’m thinking of changing my user name to Harry Merkin. Discuss the pros/cons.

Who would your SO start screwing the second your funeral was over? Not sure, go ask.

SSG Schwartz

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[QUOTE=fisha]
Remind to never wander into Great Debates again, would you?

Where’s the fish? Hurry up and get it over with. Take your best shot.

:Offers cheek:
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For you, tuna to the cheek. Because you can tuna piano, but you can’t tune a fish.

SSG Schwartz

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I want to be a carpet salesman. Any hints?

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Yeah, lick the product in front of any interested menfolk. That’ll drive home the deal.

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Yeah, lick the product in front of any interested menfolk. That’ll drive home the deal.
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So, just keep on doing what I’m doing now? Do you think naked would help?

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Next person that says “shenanigans” gets pistol whipped!
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What’s that restaurant that you like, with all the goofy shit on walls and the mozarella sticks?