Wasn’t that a Charlie Daniels song?
As far as I know, Batman said it to the Joker.
Charlie Daniels is the Joker? No way, how did they get the makeup on over his beard?
Knock-knock.
Why, they pulled it taut over his nutsack and made him walk backwards.
Duh.
I don’t want to come into the house anymore…
Good to see the party rolling along in my absence.
SSG Schwartz
I bring the funny.
I bring the chips.
SSG Schwartz
Right! Well, that’s a chip up the nose!
At least this unfortunate fish hitting business seems to have past.
I think you meant “passed.” The penalty will be one hit from a halibut.
SSG Schwartz
Possibly a harsh graze from a haddock as well.
Remind to never wander into Great Debates again, would you?
Where’s the fish? Hurry up and get it over with. Take your best shot.
:Offers cheek:
I’m thinking of changing my user name to Harry Merkin. Discuss the pros/cons.
Who would your SO start screwing the second your funeral was over? Not sure, go ask.
SSG Schwartz
For you, tuna to the cheek. Because you can tuna piano, but you can’t tune a fish.
SSG Schwartz
I want to be a carpet salesman. Any hints?
Yeah, lick the product in front of any interested menfolk. That’ll drive home the deal.
So, just keep on doing what I’m doing now? Do you think naked would help?
What’s that restaurant that you like, with all the goofy shit on walls and the mozarella sticks?