Harridan’s?
It wouldn’t hurt.
You should demonstrate.
Naked and licking carpet. What did you expect, Jodi Foster?
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That’s a good start.
I’m going to guess Bennigans. I’ll take Applebees for my money.
Family Feud XV: The Postmaster General Edition
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Toastmasters-socially awkward twits.
Not sure if my grandmother is dead. Should I call for an ambulance or search for her will first?
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Stop Or My Yak Will Shoot!
Things you wouldn’t shout out at a cocktail party thread.
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“Fungus In My Butt” Or “I Just Sat On A Portobello”.
I’ll take I just sat on a portabello for $200, Alex
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The answer is “Who is a fun guy?”
Boo, hiss.
Show some respect, the writers are on strike.
SSG Schwartz
This is true. You wouldn’t hurt a writer, would you?
Dammit, I held the belt in my hands for an entire 61 minutes. I thought the lights were out, the doors were locked, and this would fade off into the night. What the hell. This gives me a reason to get up in the morning.
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What multi-player online games does Dad enjoy?
I can has n00b to WoW (Post Pix)
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