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Well, damn, we just need to find a way to get the gang assembled in one thread at one time.

SSG Schwartz

I read the first and last page of a pointless tread and I don’t understand the inside jokes.

What are you, an aspiring Postmaster General?

Pan fry some yak jizz and you will be enlightened.

SSG Schwartztrauber

My golf game got rained out and my wife is off to her research center thinking that I would be gone all day so I had some extra time.

Good to see that the gang is still alive and well.

Yeah, we’re alive and well, but we’re asleep. ZZZZZZZZ oyasumi!

Not getting laid again tonight, eh?
Ouch, that was mean. I feel bad, but not bad enough to not post it.

Welcome back to the crowd.

SSG Schwartz

Photos of people clipping their toenails.

Speak for yourself.

Not all of us have the luxury of being middle-aged and married.

I’m glad this thread is alive because now I can drive the stake through its blackened heart.

Good Morning, thread. Good morning, killers.

SSG Schwartz

Good night thread.

Martha Rae was one damned sexy woman, who’s with me?

Martha Rae’s husband, I’d hope.

The centripetal force of this thread is incroyable. Still, it’s a sickness.

Places on my body where I hide baloney and/or muffins

My baloney, let me show it to you.

My baloney has a first name…