How badly will Postmaster General Francis Granger’s death hurt the Democrats?
How do you floss your teeth?
There are 5 threads on the 3rd page with no replies. So sad. I’ve got more then my fair share of those too. We need some sort of funeral for a thread. A threadyard of shame.
**Doing lots and lots of laundry today (warning: Long; TMI)
DoperLawyers: I’m very litigious and am suing several former lawyers. Give me your advice!
At long last: The Juice Newton Appreciation Thread!
Critique this Jules Verne slash fiction I wrote
Let’s handicap the 2024 presidential election!!!
PLEASE give me your name and address so that I can come over and kill you**
My extremely internet non-saavy best friend cautioned me that I should never put her real name on the internet when I am talking about her so that no one will be able to track her down and kill her and steal her yet unborn baby. :rolleyes:
Sheesh, what a paranoid asshat! Please give me her name and address.
Dopers! Please help me start an email list for a friend in Nigeria who has to find someone to help him deal with millions he has to send overseas!
Oh boy, here we go again!
heheheheh!!!
I will kill this.
SSG Schwartz
Words that rhyme with themselves
This thread needs an egging again?
How SSG Schwartz kills threads?
He does?
You won’t.
Too funny!!
Won’t what?
:: draws sword ::
You and me got some business.
Boys, boys, boys, put down that sword before someone gets hurt. Why don’t you go get some milk and cookies, I’ll take care of this.
I’ll have some cookies. Thanks for offering.
I have no sword to draw…
Jebus - the light bulb just went off.
I really should have figured this out sooner
:smack:
I’ll turn the lights out in this thread now, if you don’t mind.