But I *DO * mind - and we’re using compact flourescent bulbs now, so we can leave the lights on.
But Al Gore would much rather we don’t do that stuff.
My Mike Huckabee sexual fantasies (Warning: VERY long, TMI)
I don’t want to hear about Mike Huckabee being very long.
Anyone recall this classified ad from the August 27th New York Times?
But I would.
And they’re off.
What is this thing I found in my navel? With Pix
SSG Schwartz
I bet you found a fingernail.
Another navel.
What a navel idea!
Close, it was a toenail and a Cheeto.
SSG Schwartz
Do I get a prize for coming close?
Sorry, this ain’t horse shoes
SSG Schwartz
What about hand grenades?
What about…something else in which coming close means you win?
American Idol?
SSG Schwartz
Ah, so that makes you Reuben Studdard in that example. Gotcha.
Line by Line analysis of “Tequila”, by the Champs
Anyone interestied in a KKK Dopefest?
I will be the Avis to your Hertz.
SSG Schwartz