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But I *DO * mind - and we’re using compact flourescent bulbs now, so we can leave the lights on.

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But I *DO * mind - and we’re using compact flourescent bulbs now, so we can leave the lights on.
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But Al Gore would much rather we don’t do that stuff.

My Mike Huckabee sexual fantasies (Warning: VERY long, TMI)

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My Mike Huckabee sexual fantasies (Warning: VERY long, TMI)
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I don’t want to hear about Mike Huckabee being very long.

Anyone recall this classified ad from the August 27th New York Times?

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But Al Gore would much rather we don’t do that stuff.
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But I would.

And they’re off.

What is this thing I found in my navel? With Pix

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And they’re off.

What is this thing I found in my navel? With Pix

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I bet you found a fingernail.

Another navel.

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Another navel.
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What a navel idea!

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I bet you found a fingernail.
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Close, it was a toenail and a Cheeto.

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Close, it was a toenail and a Cheeto.

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Do I get a prize for coming close?

Sorry, this ain’t horse shoes

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What about hand grenades?

What about…something else in which coming close means you win?

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What about…something else in which coming close means you win?
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American Idol?

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American Idol?

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Ah, so that makes you Reuben Studdard in that example. Gotcha.

Line by Line analysis of “Tequila”, by the Champs

Anyone interestied in a KKK Dopefest?

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Ah, so that makes you Reuben Studdard in that example. Gotcha.
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I will be the Avis to your Hertz.

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