Who would make a better postmaster general: LOUNE or bbs2k?
It was nice having a three-day holiday. Back to work in the morning, though.
At least the standards of this thread have been maintained.
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At least the standards of this thread have been maintained.
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I see your standards and I submit my generally lower ones.
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Who would make a better postmaster general: LOUNE or bbs2k?
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That’s easy. I would. A chicken in every pot, a whore in every box, and a letter to go with it. You’ll get your mail, and let’s not talk about this newfangled “email” contraption! You ALWAYS will need the Postal Service!
**A First Class stamp should cost $2.3 billion, IMHO. Who’s with me?
I have two tix for Jim Nabors’s concert next week in Zagreb. Any takers?**
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I have two tix for Jim Nabors’s concert next week in Zagreb. Any takers?
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After reading this I hopped over to Wikipedia to read up on Jim Nabors and his entry contains what I think might be the two oddest sentances ever written:
After allegedly contracting hepatitis after accidentally cutting his face and making himself a “bloody mess” while attempting to shave with a straight razor in India, Nabors received a liver transplant in 1994. He performs occasionally, although he prefers to operate his macadamia nut plantation in Hawaii, where he also grows tropical flowers
I pit straight razors in India.
Jim Nabors gave me hepatitis. What celebrity vectors have you contacted?
SSG Schwartz
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At least the standards of this thread have been maintained.
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I don’t have standards, obviously.
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I don’t have standards, obviously.
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What’s a thread like this doing around a girl like you?
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Jim Nabors gave me hepatitis. What celebrity vectors have you contacted?
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Kid Rock passed on a pretty nasty chest cold to me once.
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List celebs you’ve infected, or who have infected you**
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List celebs you’ve infected, or who have infected you**
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Johnny Bench gave me a toenail fungus
The aforementioned Kid Rock chest cold
I may have given the vapors to Morgan Fairchild once.
Drink Urine For Nine Years, And You Will Levitate!
Actually, there is such a thread…
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Drink Urine For Nine Years, And You Will Levitate!
Actually, there is such a thread…
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Wow, so how much urine constitutes a drink? Are we talking like just a gulp or are we talking like a full glass worth or what?
Non-discerning girls are always friends of mine.
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Wow, so how much urine constitutes a drink? Are we talking like just a gulp or are we talking like a full glass worth or what?
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You may have to swish around a mouthful..you know…just to be sure.
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You may have to swish around a mouthful..you know…just to be sure.
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So a mouthful constitues a drink? I don’t want to be guzzling urine for 9 years waiting to be able to fly only to find out I’m 3 gallons short or something.
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So a mouthful constitues a drink? I don’t want to be guzzling urine for 9 years waiting to be able to fly only to find out I’m 3 gallons short or something.
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Hey, if you’re guzzling urine for 9 years, 3 gallons is a tiny sum.
Stop being such a baby and drink your pee before it gets all cold.
Three gallons is certainly not a tiny sum when you have to drink it all at once before you miss your flight. See, there’s always a loophole in these magic pee drinking flying things and I’m not falling for another one unless I get the details up front.