Okay. Here are the details you need.
Pee tastes good.
Pee will give you immortality.
Pee gives you wings. (Not Red Bull.)
If you need any further information, I insist you speak to Mr. Alfred T. Barnard, director of the Peedrinking Society of Cambridge. He’ll be more than happy to assist you in matters of urine libation.
Also, stop being a damned baby and drink your pee!
Alright, done. Consider me the Pissmaster General. Oh, and for anyone interested in joining this Pee Cult of Levitation, try tossing in a few of those tiny multicolored marshmallows. It livens things up and gives it a really interesting texture.
Nothing says “I’m drinking pee!” like purple horseshoes and blue hearts, huh?
I knew you’d understand.
Hey, it’s what I’ve got a nice mug next to my computer monitor for. Really, it’s what makes my world go 'round.
Share your urine recipes!
Recipes? You want mine? Urine for it now, buster.
Don’t piss me off buddy.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing
But it’s still ok if you pee on a girl’s bellybutton, since that’s how you make a baby.
According to Eric Cartman, that’s how you get a girl pregnant: slap her titties around and pee inside her.
Only if you want the baby to look like R. Kelly.
snerk
Is that with or without the midget in the closet?
If there’s a midget in the closet watching you slap some titties around whilst you burst forth with some Indian Nine Year Levitation Juice that does not make you R. Kelly. That makes you awesome.
Why wouldn’t that make R. Kelly awesome?
Why do you hate on him so?
Because he was the first person to allow me to belive that there was a correlation between pee and beliving you can fly since he wrote the song “I Believe I can Fly” and is a known pee-er.
That explains why you should adore him.
I save my adoration for things like concrete geese dressed up in home made yarn based holiday clothing and the life sized Precious Moments murals I have in my bedroom.
Right. You don’t give your adoration around willy-nilly now, do you?