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I’ll trade you my milk money if I can suckle you.
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That’s the most disturbing thing that’s come up yet in this thread, by a long shot.
[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Time to launch those sweater missles!
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It’s a dead heat in a zeppelin race! They’re about to attack! Aiiieeee!
Not to worry, I have restrictive undergarments!
We may have a new meme, threat titties.
Threat titties or ass pennies, which do you prefer, A poll
SSG Schwartz
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Threat titties? Please, keep threatening me! You want my milk money? I’ll trade you my milk money if I can suckle you.
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And that is why I should NOT read the SDMB while talking to a customer on the phone. Customer asked if I was ok when I started choking on the snort that was trying to come out of my face! Thank you for making my day!
Wow LOUNE, you must be the suckle master if you can get her to snort.
As David Terrell, former Michigan wide receiver once said at a frat party, after leaving a bedroom with a random female: “Who got the bomb dick?”
List of exploding penises at the University of Michigan
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Terrell, David.
2)Kaczynski, Theodore -
Ford, Gerald
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Liu, Lucy
Well good for David Terrell, one does need something to fall back on when it’s proved that one couldn’t catch a football if it was fucking Fed-Ex’d to you.
<not a bitter Bears fan, no way, not me.>
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]
We may have a new meme, threat titties.
Threat titties or ass pennies, which do you prefer, A poll
SSG Schwartz
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Put me down for “threat titties”, please.
[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Well good for David Terrell, one does need something to fall back on when it’s proved that one couldn’t catch a football if it was fucking Fed-Ex’d to you.
<not a bitter Bears fan, no way, not me.>
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Talk about a receiver that had all the tools and talent but couldn’t get it all together, huh?
Non-emergency 999 calls. Tittie threats.
SSG Schwartz
Oh, that sounds like an emergency to me.
It also sounds like the well-crafted plot of an adult film.
Starring Harry Reems and Ophellia Bush
SSG Schwartz
Tweets!
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Starring Harry Reems and Ophellia Bush
SSG Schwartz
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“Help! Someone’s here and he’s threatening my titties! Officer! Help!”
“Fella, I don’t know what to tell you. She threatened me with those titties…I mean..look at them.”
“You’re right. We should look at them”
bow chicka wow wow chicka chicka wow wow
How did you get an advanced copy of my script?
SSG Schwartz
How did* you* get an advanced copy of my script?
I’m in ur stash, steelin ur scriptz.