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Herbert Streicher forwarded it to me for revisions.

SSG Schwartz

You lie!

You lie!
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It never gets old!

You lie!

SSG Schwartz

It’s old.

:frowning:

No, it was new. Copy+Paste+Underline. Totally different thing.

SSG Schwartz

Yeah? Well, you’re old!

May the Schwartz be with you.

Is that you saying that or the cute little plush doll?

God, if only you knew how often I hear that.

SSG Schwartz

Just FTR, you do not want to know what I kept seeing for the “Cute Shoes Thread” title.

Try cleaning your contacts. Good story on your thread, BTW.

SSG Schwartz

My curiosity is piqued.

Sadly, I don’t wear contacts. I have major dyslexia, so I tend to only see the first letter of a word and then my brain just puts a random word there. Seriously, it’s bad if I don’t proofread what I type.

Thanks, by the by – it was just something I have been thinking about. Figured I might as well share the current weirdness in my life. Ahhhhh, how about a contribution to your OP?

My best friend, the skat actor asked me out today

Funny how this became sort of a deranged MMP.

Oh yeah, back on track…

What if there had been two cups? (GD)

SSG Schwartz

Stop looking at my A cups.

1 girl 2 cups, see the sequel.

SSG Schwartz

What’s that? Pee the sequel? Really, after shit, how can pee be any kind of an encore?
…Unless…

…there’s levitation involved!

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