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Oh, the inanity!

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I can see it now: Two girls chug down the prerequsite 9 gallons of bladderberry juice and…liftoff! They fly up to the ceiling and start spinning and peeing everywhere like some sort of lawn sprinkler synchronised swimming display, almost as if the Bellagio had hired two nude women to choreograph the nightly water ballet. Then, just as it’s winding down and the streams start to trickle off…BOOM! The walls come down and the girls fly over Motley Crue as they launch into a perfect version of the song Home Sweet Home.

…and star wipe.

Sounds good to me.

Postmaster General unveils new stamps that seal with pee!

Of course seals pee, dummy.

I thought he couldn’t pee and that’s why his face was all jacked up looking. Piss from a rose as it were.

Hey, if getting peed on will land me a superfine supermodel, then golden showers it is.

Of course it will land on you, I have impeccable aim.

Can we pees move on to other inane jokes?

My Pee of the Month Club - post your name and address to this thread.

Do you need an answer fast?

I just wasted my whole evening on Civilization IV…lame. Didnt do any work and I’m gonna be low on sleep. Fucking Civ IV.

Is Lying Good?

Well since we’re posting links to threads of ours, for all the work I put into this one I don’t think it got the attention it derserved.

2007’s “too mundane and pointless” collection! (Another wrapup thread)

(TP, I printed yours out and will read it soon)

You must really like the game if you’re fucking it.

I save all of my fingernail clippings in little jars (Pics!)