I call dibs on the little green one!
Hey, I’m taking bids on Cluricaun’s fingernail clippings!
I’ll give you $40.
Postmaster General Francis Granger vs. Batman?
Well what you might not know is that Francis Granger’s great grandson was none other than Commissioner Gordon (civil service ran in their blood) and so Batman wouldn’t want to fight Granger, just so that Gordon wouldn’t get mad at him.
It all depends if the Postmaster is better prepared than Batman.
Not that I’m looking forward to when Adam West dies or anything, but I know that it will be beyond temptation for me to go into his obit thread in CS and ask if he was going to be embalmed, or in other words…prepared.
You lie. You’re so looking forward to it.
Well maybe just a little, but after the small brouhaha in the Dan Fogleberg thread regarding the Bloom County jokes I don’t know if I’m going to try and be funny in obit threads anymore.
How about:
Share your armadillo bukkake pics!
Is the armadillo the donor or the recipient? This is crucial information.
Just for the hell of it…threat titties!
I’m going to have to put my cat down (pics!)
I’m Going To Have To Put My Cat Down With a Spoon! (Pix!)
Cat is Down! (with video!)
Help! My house is beseiged by zombie kitties (Warning: long; with pics)
The movers came today and now I can’t find my foreskin.
SSG Schwartz
Share your ukelele performances!
…Down and Beaten (Audio Now Included)
How to get thrown cat carcass out from air register vent (long, need answer fast, NSFW, with pics!)