I barking your woof.
Barking my…woof? Wait a second, you don’t speak dog at all!
Ah, but it specifies any replies or looks…does it not?
I think it rather impossible to not even have any views. We’ll click on damned near anything so I’m focusing on the no post part.
And if you don’t like it, then pistols at dawn!
Who’d like to stand in for me in this potentially-deadly duel I kinda-sorta got roped into?
I’ll do it.
Let’s Say I Just Won A Duel, How Do I Dispose Of The Body?(possibly TMI)
The Collected Wit and Wisdom of The Insane Clown Posse.
I’ll do it.
Talkin’ bout my Homies?
Let’s go all the way
Fuck the World
Yeah, I been down since Dog Beats.
SSG Schwartz
Arrainging a pile of acorns: by size or by color?
What wine do you serve with Manatee roast?
SSG Schwartz
Pimp My Pork Loin!
The magic world of dowel rods.
Towels!
Erotic thoughts on old Lionel train sets from the 1940’s.
What Thread Count On a Towel Will Be Best To Dry Off My Rather Large Yak?
Seven, but they can be hard to find.
Badgers!
We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers.
I know, but someone had to do it.
SSG Schwartz