Existentialism as a theme in the show "Flipper"
These badgers don’t stink.
Let’s refight the Civil War!
Ooh! Can I be Jefferson Davis?
Actually I already have you cast as John Henry Ketcham.
Can I be GEN P.G.T Beauregard?
SSG Schwartz
Can I plead my case and end up as General Sherman?
13 Ways to have sex with a chainsaw. (NSFW)
SSG Schwartz
“New Thread!!! L@@K!”
(à eBay)
Threads that only a lurker will post to. 
Sorry, Captain Jinks, but 7 posts since Oct? Thank-you for joining us.
SSG Schwartz
Lukers: De-lurk so I can hunt you down and tickle you until you pee!
Smear Yak Jizz On The Lurker!
Scissors and Snowflakes.
Earwig?
Upright vs pedal steel? WTF are we talking about?
SSG Schwartz
Great idea. Go get the jizz.
When we get to 1,000 (or 1.000 for you UK Dopers) Yak jizz for everyone.
SSG Schwartz
Has Postmaster General Francis Granger officially jumped the shark?
YES!!!
SSG Schwartz
The yak will personally see to it.