I have been intimate with many ladles.
Jizz In A Jar: Are Mason Jars Best For Storing Yak Jizz?
Recommend me a dirty calendar for the waiting room at Planned Parenthood
I heartily recommend “Yaks of the Steppes”.
Why Don’t Sperm Banks Have An After Hours Drop Box?
Sometimes I wonder if sperm banks are as strapped for sperm as blood banks are for plasma. If that’s the case, I wonder why you don’t hear more about it. Hell, I don’t even know of any sperm banks around here.
I knew* a guy that did that, in fact he was the Stevie Nicks circus guy, mentioned upthread. Very cute, but dumber than a box of rocks.
He was a regular donor, and they had protocol on what he could do.
Just think, all those rich yuppies, raising future carnies with bad tats.
*Not in the biblical sense.
Do they actually pay you to do it?
Why Does My Baby Have a Birthmark That Looks Like Stevie Nicks?
$50 a shot my man. Cash money too. You have to have some genetic tests, a sperm count and motility test, and give a family medical history, but once they’ve decided that you don’t have any real baddies hiding in your DNA and that your stuff is thick and rich you can donate once a week for as long as you like.
I’d actually give a factual answer for this question if I saw it.
I can’t see my thread! Halp!
Hey man, stop the car. I have to make a deposit at the bank real quick. 
As wonderful as that sounds, I remember he was also limited as to how often he could have sex or beat off. He was unhappy about that. He had some sort of schedule for donations and had to keep the product in tip top form.
So you can still get laid, but you have to work around your donation schedule…hmmmm
…supplemental income, here I cum!
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I Pit the fascist, oppressive, jack-booted rules of my local sperm bank!!!**
How did they collect in those situations?
You know how they milk cows, right…?
Prostate-milking my pet yak: any suggestions?
You have to abstain from ejaculating for at least 3 days before your time to insure a good sample. If you start coming in and only giving a smatter of baby batter then you’ll get cut off.