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You have to abstain from ejaculating for at least 3 days before your time to insure a good sample. If you start coming in and only giving a smatter of baby batter then you’ll get cut off.
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You don’t have a Stevie Nicks tattoo, do you?
And nice try, telling the Kansas City cops it was me who stole that car.
Sperm Savings and Loans, What are the advantages?
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Sperm Savings and Loans, What are the advantages?
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If you make small deposits over the year, at Christmas they’ll give you a bucket full of your own jizz.
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Prostate-milking my pet yak: any suggestions?
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Did I say two fingers? Better make it three.
Did I say one fist? Better make it a fist and a shovel.
It’s 1AM and I just sneezed.
Do you hold your sneezes in?
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Do you hold your sneezes in?
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I hold them in nothing.
I save my jars for yak jizz obviously.
Well, why else would you save jars?
For drinking moonshine. And saving your fingernail clippings.
So does the person who makes the 1000th post in this thread win a prize?
Only if it’s the last post in the thread.
no
Well, we can’t end it like that now, can we?
That’s true, it’s only the first 1000 posts in the thread. I see this going 2000 or more.
After all, we’ve broken new ground here! Why would we want to stop it?
Recast your favorite films with Rhea Perlman!
Debbie Does Dallas would be so much hotter with Rhea Perlman in it.
Rhea Perlman is…The Highlander!
Predator…starring…Rhea Perlman!
Yay, me!