Why are we yaying you?
She got the 1000th post. Too bad the prize is an Extreme Makeover to look either like Rhea Perlman or Francis Granger.
What fabulous prizes should the 1000th poster in a MPSIMS thread win?
"Can I lick your teeth" as an effective pick up line.
Yak jizz, of course. In ziploc baggies, to boot.
How are buffalo supposed to fly with those tiny little wings?
Frequent flier miles, of course.
I like drinking untreated pond water!
How many organisms have you ingested with that last swig?
Now I’m confused. Is that organisms from the pond water or the yak jizz?
Congrats, fisha, on the millennial post. You will not have the last.
**Things I fantasized about while at the sperm donor clinic **
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Either way. I’m interested in the pond water now.
The long awaited pond water appreciation thread.
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Finally! It’s here!
Who hasn’t seen a pond thread.
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Cryptosporidium parvum is delicious! Now available in both Original Pond Water flavor and new Ass to Mouth flavor.
Mmmm…that’s some hardcore pond porn.
Pondo?
I was thinking of a pond/porn combination word.
Pn0d?
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