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Pondo
Pondography
Pornd

That’s what I first thought.

A google search brings this . Kind of tame, but I will follow the two click rule just to be sure. Click the first link. I don’t say this often, but she needs more of a swimsuit.

SSG Schwartz

I saw pictures of rashes when I looked at the images for your search.
That scares me. Especially the part that’s half-frog.

Not images, webpages. Look at the myspace girl.

SSG Schwartz

…Myspace girl?

Lemme see.

Okay, that’s not so bad.

She shall henceforth be the poster child of this thread. Her threat titties shall be used in defense of same, and the fact that she is a distant relative of Postmaster General Grainger shall be her qualification to hold this honored position. She may even be an aficionado of Yak Jizz.

So I put it to a vote: Shall the pond porn girl be the Poster Child of the Thread?
Yea or Nay.

I vote Yea

SSG Schwartz

Fuckin’ yea.

Ewww, nay.

We shall have to table this vote until we get some more yeas.

SSG Schwartz

I agree. Yea it more.

This may be the only time, but I will encourage others to post yea or nay.

Pond porn yea or nay?

SSG Schwartz

Ever have one of those days?
I’m having one of those weeks.

The chick pushing maximum density in a lilypad wasn’t doing much for me, sorry. I’m sure she has a wonderful personality.

Here ya go.

Double eww. Is that Kathy Bates?

Are Yakuzas related to yaks? Because I found three naked ones.

Nominate your favorite Kyrgyzstani yak-slammer!

How did you find pictures of Kathy Bates in a hot tub? ewww

SSG Schwartz

The only difference between her and your pick was about 15 years. And a lily pad.

Nah. Kathy Bates is gross. The other girl could have ended up like Kathy Bates, but the possibility for upward hotness was there.