That and mine is related to a Postmaster General and has a sunny personality. 
SSG Schwartz
Yak receptacle.
But I’ll link you to my favorite photographer, Christian Coigny.
Tasteful, sublime, but not safe for work.
http:// www. christiancoigny.com/pages/womenstudio/Series/series1.html
Thanks for the link, fisha, but what has that guy got for anorexic chicks?
SSG Schwartz
Maybe we should Photoshop lily pad bikinis into pictures of any and all Postmasters General that we can find on the Internets.
Is it too late to vote for frog pond girl because I really liked her and would like to invite her over to my apartment for some Cheetos and diet Cokes?
Sadly, she won’t leave the pond at all. You’d have to bring the Cheetos and Diet Cokes to her. She’s there mourning the possible loss of my car keys.
Mmmmm…Cheetos…
Postmaster General forbids eating Cheetos with chopsticks - WTF?
Who else likes teeth with their blowjobs?
Well I prefer that the person has teeth, but not use them in the actual doing.
Sir, you haven’t lived until you… never mind.
Usually if the person has lost all of their teeth there’s plenty of other reasons about them to dissuade me from feeling frisky.
Usually if the person has lost all of their teeth there’s plenty of reasons for me to feel frisky.
Good, that lessens the chance of you and I cock blocking one another then.
Sign up for my Doper mutual-cock-blocking-avoidance roster!!!
Oh sure, sign up with you and the next thing I know it’s non-stop emails urging me to by viaGRRARA and CEEEAliss.
You know…yaks certainly don’t need no steenkin’ Viagra.
Ain’t no dong like the dong of a drong!
drong is Tibetian for yak.
You’d know.
Yak felcher.