I was young and I needed the money. I hadn’t yet learned about the economic power of jacking off for a sperm bank, but I knew that somehow there was gold in them thar balls.
Well, you just rolled up your shirt sleeves and used a little bit of good ol’-fashioned American elbow grease to solve the problem, I see.
Post your Vogon worthy poetry about tree bark.
I was a guest for 15 hours, what did I miss?
SSG Schwartz
Yak jizz pie. You bring…yes?
Let us to talk broken English thread.
I can has yak jizz (with links)
SSG Schwartz
**I dress like the Skipper to impress the ladies. **
Yak Jizz For Jesus!
Amen, and amen, and amen.
SSG Schwartz
Boo!
Hey! I almost crapped myself. Why’d you scare me?
Depends. 
I crack me up.
SSG Schwartz
Oops! I crapped my pants!
Alternate meanings of crack addiction.
Don’t make me find a link.
SSG Schwartz
I dunno…you did such a good job with pond porn.
Things I have learned while smoking crack in a pond
SSG Schwartz
Don’t drown?
A crack pipe does not make a good personal flotation device.
SSG Schwartz