Shipoopi!
Spoiled!
Recommend me some sexy accordian music. Momma’s got a squeezebox and daddy never sleeps at night!
I recommend “Fuck Her Gently”.
Who would win in a fight between Dan Verbeau and Tim Gradl?
Those are the names of two people I went to 4th grade with.
I think a lot of these would actually get a lot of replies based on their novelty. I think you need a careful recipe of the obscure and the mundane to get the desired result.
I swear that asking for “1967 Rainfall Statistics for Baja California” would thrill some dopers.
Asking for “NEEd SpecificMaleExp.Crocheting Honus Wagginer joCk STRAP” probably won’t.
You don’t want a Honus Wagner jockstrap?
Who wouldn’t??!?
If I wore it, it would be called a Bonus Wagner jockstrap. Oh Yeah!
You mean a “Bonus Fagner”.
Help me count my nose hairs - with pics
143, not counting the one on your tongue because you pick your nose and eat it.
Huh. I counted 147. 
Nope. You counted curled ones twice.
Good to know this is still going strong.
How to travel across the US in two cars and no Dope.
SSG Schwartz
That sounds like punishment.
Trust me it is. babygirl is in the second car. :smack:
SSG Schwartz
When?
::genuine curiosity::
Good luck with all that, sarge. Promise not to make fun of you while you’re gone.
Besides that third nipple… genetically engineered to produce yak jizz?
Funny how that “nipple” is mounted to a yak’s undercarriage.
This thread is beginning to lose
steam.
Oh no.
Essays I wrote in the 4th grade