Essays I wrote in the fifth grade about yak jizz, Postmasters General and driving across the country
Help! How Do I Get the Olsen Twins Out Of My Garage?
Seal it & start the car inside…
Right, but won’t they start to stink?
Too late!
You insinuate that they stink now…am I correct?
Help! How do I get that nasty “The Olsen Twins asphysxiated inside my garage” stink out?
I’ve always had a thing for Mary-Kate.
Never that skank Ashley though.
When did it become socially acceptable for guys to openly root for a girl to hit that magical age of 18?
I mean, we all do/did it anyways, but for those few years (Britney, the Olsens, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan) we did it openly. What gives?
I’ve made it to Oklahoma City. Yea me. I will inprocess on Tuesday. 1250 miles in two days. I have missed the mundane and pointless.
I appreciate the lack of amusement on my behalf. I am having that third nipple looked into. No yak jizz yet.
Anyone ever been homeless in OKC? Best dumpsters to eat from?
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Best places to go on dates (for homeless people)
She eats out of dumpsters, but I really need a roommate, should I invite her to move in?
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I thread!!!1!
Dopers you want me to fantasize about.
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SSG Schwartz in a bikini, w. pics!!!
The best of bbs2k, with links.
oops, been done. 
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Bah! 'm off to bed.
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How many bottlecaps can you balance on your nose and your toes simultaneously?**
My final post…
For tonight
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It’s “today” meatball.
2 Yaks 1 Cup.