Where Do You Keep Your Emergency Sponge?
Oh, you want to know? I bet you think you’re spongeworthy.
I use them to wash produce to make sure I don’t get pregnant from a tainted carrot. I read that can happen, even to guys. It was in Readers Digest.
You sure it wasn’t the Penthouse Forum?
Yeah, that was it. I get those two confused.
I can see why. One’s wholly exploring literature, and the other one is literature about exploring holes.
That confusion is probably why I can never seem to get one of my letters published.
Why, because you need to explore more holes? A “personal spelunker” if you will.
No, it’s usually more like “Dear Life in These United States, this has never happened to me before…”
Or a “Wow! I never thought it would happen to me…”
The Secret Life of Banana Slugs and Other wondrous Adventures.
Stevie Wonder’s “A Journey Through the Secret Life of Plants”: Best Album Of All Time?
I’m kinda hungry right now.
I had sushi for dinner.
Country fried steak with mashed potatoes. Mmm Mmmm good.
SSG Schwartz
Never been big on mashed potatoes.
French fries or mashed potatoes. A poll.
SSG Schwartz
Motherfuckin’ french fries!
Mashed potatoes taste like pre-chewed french fries.
How fast can you eat a raw potato? What about a whole sack of them?
**Guess where I hide my potatoes. **
SSG Schwartz