In your butt.
Judges, tell him what he wins.
Ass potatoes. (Better than ass pennies.)
SSG Schwartz
How many potatoes can you hide in your butt?
I’m sure there was a better version, but time was of the essence.
The “Be A Jerk” page. Calling all trolls.
SSG Schwartz
Only ugly fat people post at the “Be A Jerk” page. And that’s why I hate them.
I haven’t eaten any potatoes in several days. Why?
Have you been up Schwartz’s ass? If not…that may explain it.
Thelma and Louise 2: Lesbians With a Flying Car. Help Me Write The Sequel.
Heath Ledger’s fully clothed body was found face down in an apartment today.
too soon???
Not soon enough, I say.
There’s no off limits in this one.
I’d say. We’ve covered a lot of stuff here.
Heath Ledger was Killed By The Mossad.
Juicy Gossip: Heath Ledger Killed By Yak Jizz!
Heath Ledger was killed by the Mossad, using yak jizz, for opposing the Postmaster General.
Postmaster General found guilty.
Hey, I got my laptop back, I’m back to two screens. I might even work!
:snort:
The only work you’re doing is trying to find the particular yak whose jizz was used to kill the Postmaster General…
…or was it Heath Ledger? No…not his jizz…but…ah…nevermind.
Who wants to dub Heath Ledger’s dialogue in the next Batman movie?
I vote for Gilbert Gottfried.