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No love for Bobcat Goldthwait?

What about Stephen Hawking?

That’s right, the Joker is a robot!

That’d make the laughter that much funnier.

Have…You…Ever…Danced…With…The…Devil…In…The…Pale…Moon…Light?

Beedebeedebeede.

Do you eat your boogers?

Boogers…yak jizz…what’s the difference?

LOL.

Re-cast Twiki in the role of a (midget robot’s) lifetime!!!

Salt content?

Last Tango In Paris.

What, you have to chew yak jizz before swallowing?

This yack jizz, it haz a flavr.

Care to share what that flavor might be?

Who Cleaned Up Clifford The Big Red Dog’s Backyard?

And what did they use? A bulldozer? For that matter, who cleans up the Jolly Green Giant’s fields? Ho ho ho, he’s peeing!

Halp, am buried!
Clifford’s yard cleaner

Local Giant Red Dog Pees, Destroys 3 Homes With Spray. Film at 9:00pm

I bet Babe, Paul Bunyan’s blue ox, would level subdivisions with her turds.

When will the failed Bush administration finally do something about giant imaginary animals voiding themselves all over our fine country?

When the government outlaws giant poop nuggets, then only outlaws will have giant poop nuggets.

Which is the last thing we want. Imagine a world where the bowels of giant imaginary animals and people are in the hands of criminals, or even worse terrorists. I think we need to order preemptive strikes on all animals over 20 feet at the shoulder and we need to do it now, while they’re still unaware.

Operation Frequent Doo Doo is on!

You sure we shouldn’t call it “Operation Dumbo Drop”?