No, there will be no involvement of Ray Liotta this time. Not after what happened during Operation Goodfellas.
Were you saying that was funny? Did that amuse you? Well? Did it??
No, I saw Operation Dumbo Drop and there was nothing funny about it whatsoever.
Damn crappy Disney movies…
If their cartoons weren’t like crack for kids and shows like heroin for pre-teens…I tell you…they’d be dead!
Where can I find a Branch Davidian church to join?
Coffee Enemas…Tell Me About Your Own Experiences!
What do you mean this is Folgers in my ass?!?!
Surprise! It’s Sanborn and Chase!
You couldn’t even taste the difference!
Oh, I see. But I do think I distinctly asked for two sugars, thank you very much.
Ah…not 7 splurts of cream? Sorry. I’ll tell Chico to stop with the cream.
What’s it like getting older? (Take your time)
But…but…by the time I answer…I’ll get older…and…things could change!
Well for one thing you look really silly if you buy all your clothes at Kids R Us.
False advertising at work - Babies R Us doesn’t really sell babies!
Sorta based off a true story.
You mean that those jars of baby food don’t really have ground up babies in them?
No but that jar up on that ledge there labeled “Postmaster General”…
…well…you see…
Did the “Postmaster General” grow old?
Soylent Green is Francis Granger! Graaaaaanger!!!
He went bad.
In the end he was all by himself. The last of the Postmasters General, or as I called him…The Lone Granger