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What color was the lid? Hi-yo silver?

Oh, that’s just a terrible pun.

But I laughed.

Describe what you think a Wookee would smell like.

Wet dog.

Even when dry?

Especially when dry.

Woo. Most of the Millenium Falcon must have been a huge ventilation system then. Damn smelly Wookees.

Wookies are Fry’s dog?

I burning your dog?

Dammit, I need to stay homeless. This thread is at its best when I am not here. Does not bode well for killing. IMO

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At its best…or at its very best?

Bestivus!

Bestivus for the rest of us!!!

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Why don’t any of these damned taxi drivers know how to take me to Funkytown?

I have the number saved on my phone to play Funkytown on the keypad.
I’m awesome at parties.

Until I stroll up with my cell phone that has Funkytown as it’s ringtone and all the girls come home with me and my wicked cool phone stylings.

Sadly I really do have Funktown as one of my ringtones. You’re the Best by Joe Esposito too.

I’ve got Billie Jean.

Beat it

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I just did.

That took you 2 hours? I am impressed with your stamina.

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