Expression of chagrin after realizing that this was the “car crashing into the immovable wall” thread and not the “Star Wars vs Star Trek” thread.
Huffy comment about rampant heterosexism on message board. Poster flirts with member of same sex, followed by a winking smilie to indicate humorous intent.
Poster’s Name
Innane, meaningless .sig line
Acknowledge flirtation, return same.
Apology to matt_mcl, online boyfriend, for transgression. Sad smilie face.
User’s Screen Name
Obscure but meaningful lyric from Broadway musical
Random rant and bitch about people padding post count.
Reference to OP. Bitch about old-timers not being able to stick with the OP. Reference OP again. Insert self-serving smugness at ability to stay on topic.
Casual remark regarding poster’s ability to read backwards, with an cordial invitation to backwards poster to kiss current poster’s ass.
BTW: random interjection regarding inability to get flirted with on boards.
Return again to OP, again referencing ability to stay on topic.
Three paragraphs of babbling nonsense.
sig line referencing well known poster in mistaken belief it will give me credibility.
Onomatopoetic expression of extreme mirth upon reading thread.
Oblique expression of flattery regarding achievement of Threadspotting status.
Semi-witty comments made in vain hope of preventing general realization that poster failed to see thread before it was Threadspotted.*
Reference to obscure literary ‘genius’ inserted in hopes of appearing erudite.
Incessant sesquipedalianism, smug self-congratulatory comment thinly veiled as humor regarding poster’s vocabulary and/or access to reference materials, gratuitous ubb graphics.
Overused and misquoted statement stolen from a poster on another board, appropriated as poster’s own thought.
Bullshit
Analogy
Non-sequitur
Haiku
Riddle
Pun
Salutation
Poster wanders into the party much too late, notices that the party has been doing just fine without him and does not need him, and wanders away feeling left out.
-Omits signature out of spite.
new poster with name composed of <numbers>@hotmail.com posts annoying “Check this out!” reference to website which purports to contain (please choose from one or more of the following):
- Guarunteed Get Rich Quick Scheme
- Teenage girls having sex
- Co-eds living in house with webcams
- pictures of nude celebrities
<link to 404 or server not found>
username
fake email address
quotes previous poster:
Realizes post quoted him. Replies to complainer that post in question referred to specific acts by said poster, not everyone in the thread. Provides disclaimer that there is nothing wrong with homosexuality, but claims said poster (i.e. self) is not one. Comments that if he chose to be one, he would definitely include complainer in list of potentials. Big smiley.
:: Checks link to teenage girls having sex. Gets 404 message. sighs ::
Quoted Posters Name,
Agreement with disclaimer, and suggestion to quoted poster to take the test [inccorect code for link] reccomended in another thread to be absolutely sure of his orientation.
Username
Lame Excuse for Lack of Sig
Rant about how Threadspotting brings all the wrong kind of crowd to otherwise good threads, inviting others to attack poster for acting like his shit doesn’t stink.
sig with gratuitous link to my extremely mediocre homepage.
<—drops in
looks around (: 
streches,
yawns,
spins out of chair (whoa!)
hgybt67 (just bumped head on keyboard!)
has conversation with self
pads post count
Quick 2 cents to increase post count.
Ham-handed segue which leads up to a smartass remark generating a few grins
required smiley placement
Description of some liquid shooting from one or both nasal passages due to the extreme hilarity of Libertarian’s post.
Hello wave to Lib, and plea for him to post in MPSIMS more often.
Explanation to those unfamiliar with Libertarian that they should read some of his GD posts, because then they will see that his post in this thread is indeed hysterical.
Apology for showing up tardily to the thread.
Consternation that nobody mentioned the existence and parameters of thread to poster.
Posting of a relevant link to a thread that is similar to this thread. Includes a typo which loooks annoying but does not take away the meaning of the post.
Attempting to use the **bold[?b] command, screwing it up by not shifting for the slash, thereby messing up the vB coding and screwing up the entire post.
Gratuitous flaming of poster whose text was quoted employing a form of the verb “felch.” Use of smilie to denote previous flame as a good-natured attempt at humor not to be taken seriously.
Gracious compliments to moderators of the board for not picking a thread about postes ass for Threadspotting.
<Putting a word in HTML brackets to denote a veering off topic>
A brief aside to a specific poster who has not yet commented in this thread either but will hopefully be along shortly.
</Putting a word in HTML brackets to denote a veering back on topic by preceding it with a slash>
Lame attempt at humor to close the post on an upbeat note.
Long horizontal line denoting start of sig
Closing,
Poster Name
Duration poster has gone without a cigarette
Money the poster saved by not smoking
Advertisement for Another Board that poster moderates, inserted to cheese off administrator who irritates poster
Apology to other posters for formatting problems in preceding post.
Plea to moderators to fix preceding formatting problem which will go unanswered.
Long horizontal line denoting start of sig
Closing,
Poster Name
Duration poster has gone without a cigarette
Money the poster saved by not smoking
Advertisement for Another Board that poster moderates, inserted to cheese off administrator who irritates poster
Apology to other posters for formatting problems in preceding post.
Plea to moderators to fix preceding formatting problem which will go unanswered.
Long horizontal line denoting start of sig
Closing,
Poster Name
Duration poster has gone without a cigarette
Money the poster saved by not smoking
Advertisement for Another Board that poster moderates, inserted to cheese off administrator who irritates poster **
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Apology to everyone for double posting.
Shameless padding of post count.
Departs without sig file due to how tired poster is getting of posting sig.
Responds to previous comment regarding sexual preference with a comment that no test required, most definitive test already taken. Check female, check male - which gets you hot? Both is also an acceptable answer.
Answer for said poster - all cases female.
Poster now looks around for female to test response.