Threadfight!!!

Baker, that’s my fucking pizza. How dare you give it to a damn tribble?

Barkeep! Three more shots of Turkey!

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:three:

I gotta piss.

walks into the bathroom

Sweet merciful Jesus, who puked in here? Airman clean up after yourself. And how did you manage to get puke on the celing anyway?

Have some respect elf6c. Them sweaty ass stains are where Jacy Farrow removes hat lost her virginity.

You gotta admit, it does help put some english on the ball.

~holds the bra with two fingers and then hands it back to zoogirl~

Ugh…that’s not mine.

~takes the bottle of watermelon pucker from behind the bar and drinks a few swigs~

Guess I didn’t wear mine tonight.

Spit it out. Dammit, SPIT it out!!

SHEBA! DROP IT!!!

(zoogirl picks up slightly used tribble.) “Anyone looking for this? I think it’s okay - no, wait.”

“Oh crap, blood! Hey tribble, ya okay little guy? Hmm, no wounds…”

zoogirl notices Ale for the first time.

“Oh oh…”

<types a sentence that is informing that he is typing a sentence>