Threads from a Hat...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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(Thanks to stolichnaya in this thread.)

Let’s see if anyone wants to play “Threads from a Hat”. A thread topic gets pulled out of the ol’ virtual hat, and anyone who wants to participate jumps in with the funniest thread titles that match the topic. Extra special points (which don’t matter) if the thread is actually a real thread here.

Due to the medium we’re using, I’ll actually pull two cards out at first. Let’s start with…

  1. Threads that make you hungry

and

  1. Threads that you wish you hadn’t read while eating lunch.
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A thread that makes you hungry

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=169659](A Thread You Wish You Hadn’t Read During Lunch)

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A Thread You Wish You Hadn’t Read During Lunch

Sorry. Got the cuttin’ and pastin’ backwards.

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I just finished posting page 7 of The Ultimate Recipe Thread’s Active Index.

If it doesn’t make you hungry … you must be full (of it).

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Mind if I join in?

  1. Threads that make you go hmmm.

  2. O what tangled threads we weave.

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Stypticus’ 3 and 4:

3: you dopers are all sex pervs!!

Human foetuses have gills!?!?

What does your computer say to you?

  1. Dress me for a night out!

What must you lie to me, Pizza Man?

Two more threads:
5. you won’t see that in a school text book.
6. Sometimes honesty ain’t such a virtue.

/Shadez

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  1. Use of the word "up"after certain verbs. Well, I never saw it.

  2. Pornsite Income/Expense?

I’ll leave 6 for the next contestant. However:

  1. No, your other left!
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Hey, we need some points here…

“Pie” (3.14159withwhippedcream) points to Zenster for the recipe thread.

Number 2 points to scout1222 for a link to one of lieu’s threads.

An extra bibbeldy-jillion points to stypticus for helping keep this thread going, and checking it more often than I.

147 points to Shadez for starting the precedent of using the titles of the threads and linking to them too - that’s helpful.

And one point each to everyone who’s read this thread!

Not that the points matter, but I understand you can save them up for valuable pixels!

And for “5. You won’t see that in a school text book”, I think top of the list is any of the "3 words that end in ‘gry’ " threads.

3. Threads that make you go hmm:
My fantabulous new toy!