Sorry, I couldn’t pass this up:
In the BBQ Pit:
I pit the most overrated brand of condoms - TROJANS
Give the guy a break!
Adam
Sorry, I couldn’t pass this up:
In the BBQ Pit:
I pit the most overrated brand of condoms - TROJANS
Give the guy a break!
Adam
Somewhere, on a fashion show runway in NYC…
Lady Things, With Frilly Bits…and shit.
**I just accidentally fired someone. Sort of.
OK, that’s just embarassing **
**If you woke up in the year 1900?
Stuff I couldn’t say in the situation **
**What is this stuff, and where can I get some to play with?
Dammit! If you don’t want me staring at your boobs, don’t put glitter all over them!**
MPSIMS
Games You Played as a Kid
Kids: A Cost/Benefit Analysis
Are magic markers and white board markers harmful?
I need a chicken suit!
Well, inhaling them is not recommended.
On the front page for SDMB, as the listings for most recent posts, IMHO and MPSIMS had the following:
What do you say when you call in sick?
What should I say when I call in sick to work?
You know, just in case what you say and what I should say are different.
What Should I Say When Calling In Sick To Work?
and
Guys- Never Say This
Yeah… a GUY calling in with female problems just never works…
GQ:
**
Is there any material superior to steel for making a sword blade?
why not blubber??**
I know your thesaurus says that “broad” and “fat” are interchangeable, but it really doesn’t work that way.
IMHO:
**Say you’re trapped in a plain white room for all of eternity…
Would you wear a kilt, just 'cuz? **
I am OK, not to worry.
What Should I Say When Calling in Sick to Work?
Well, not that first thing.
A very, very sick one (with apologies)
** Unusual local child porn case -
Welcome the GeoBill Babies! **
**Not correcting my sleooign erros - No time too bustyget ove ti
What is this stuff and where can I get some to play with?**
And how do I smoke it?
**Unusual local child porn case -
Looks Like I’m Going To Need Some New Work Clothes… **
Sorry to double post, but this was just too good to pass up. What can I say, child porn makes for good sequential threads.
From Great Debates:
Is there something we can all agree on?
Invading Canada
** What Drink Makes You Have To Pee The Quickest?
Driving cross country with 2 kids **
CS:
**I’ve heard stories aboiut poutine…
“Chunk-Lite Tuna in Vegetable Oil”
**(Are you sure you’ve heard about poutine?)
GQ:
**What do they drink in Mexico?
Plasma generated in a microwave?
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