OMG! Sequential threadz!!!!11!one

Sorry, I couldn’t pass this up:

In the BBQ Pit:

I pit the most overrated brand of condoms - TROJANS

Give the guy a break!

:smiley:
Adam

Somewhere, on a fashion show runway in NYC…
Lady Things, With Frilly Bits…and shit.

**I just accidentally fired someone. Sort of.
OK, that’s just embarassing **

**If you woke up in the year 1900?
Stuff I couldn’t say in the situation **

**What is this stuff, and where can I get some to play with?

Dammit! If you don’t want me staring at your boobs, don’t put glitter all over them!**

MPSIMS

Games You Played as a Kid

Kids: A Cost/Benefit Analysis

Are magic markers and white board markers harmful?
I need a chicken suit!

Well, inhaling them is not recommended.

On the front page for SDMB, as the listings for most recent posts, IMHO and MPSIMS had the following:

What do you say when you call in sick?
What should I say when I call in sick to work?

You know, just in case what you say and what I should say are different.

What Should I Say When Calling In Sick To Work?

and

Guys- Never Say This

Yeah… a GUY calling in with female problems just never works…

GQ:
**
Is there any material superior to steel for making a sword blade?
why not blubber??**

I know your thesaurus says that “broad” and “fat” are interchangeable, but it really doesn’t work that way.

IMHO:

**Say you’re trapped in a plain white room for all of eternity…
Would you wear a kilt, just 'cuz? **

Sure, why not?

I am OK, not to worry.

What Should I Say When Calling in Sick to Work?

Well, not that first thing.

A very, very sick one (with apologies)

** Unusual local child porn case -
Welcome the GeoBill Babies! **

**Not correcting my sleooign erros - No time too bustyget ove ti

What is this stuff and where can I get some to play with?**

And how do I smoke it?

**Unusual local child porn case -

Looks Like I’m Going To Need Some New Work Clothes… **

Sorry to double post, but this was just too good to pass up. What can I say, child porn makes for good sequential threads.

From Great Debates:

Is there something we can all agree on?
Invading Canada

Can you recommend some good erotica?
I just got rear-ended, what should I do?

** What Drink Makes You Have To Pee The Quickest?
Driving cross country with 2 kids **

CS:
**I’ve heard stories aboiut poutine…
“Chunk-Lite Tuna in Vegetable Oil”
**(Are you sure you’ve heard about poutine?)

GQ:
**What do they drink in Mexico?
Plasma generated in a microwave?
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