Let’s face it. Anyone who has been a Doper, even for a few months will notice that certain topics keep coming up:
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[li]A friend told me there are 3 words ending in ‘gry’ - I know 2 are ‘angry’ and ‘hungry’ but what’s the third?[/li][li]This August, Mars is going to be as big as the Full Moon. What is the exact date for this and how often does this happen?[/li][li]A friend told me this puzzle about 3 people who go to a hotel and each is charged $10. They are overcharged and the bellboy has to bring the 3 people the difference … etc, etc, etc … so where’s the missing dollar?[/li][li]I want to start my own country. What is preventing me from getting a ship and keeping it away from the 3 mile limit of any country? Couldn’t I make my own laws and do anything I want to do because it is my own country?[/li][/ul]
Okay, please share the topics you’ve seen that are bound to pop up again and again.
-Bush sucks.
-Does not!
-What do I do about this sore/wound/ailment/lawsuit?
-Endless zit threads (which aren’t nearly as much fun now that Coldfire isn’t around to gross out)
-(blank) is a tool
-What Rue did this weekend
-What’s the worst movie ever?
-Tell me about Atlanta
-Why do people have tattoos?
-Do people really act stranger during full moons?
-What is the best martial art?
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[li]Why won’t women screw nice guys like me?[/li][li]Eve is annoyed with a coworker.[/li][li]What’s with the “Hi Opal” thing? (or 1920-style death rays, or bring pie, or 18"DHIBJD :eek: :eek: , etc)[/li][/ol]
Also …
-Explain your username.
-Cute Kitten Pictures !!!
-Why can’t you people spell _________ corectly? and Gaudere’s Law in Action.
-Do you think this girl/boy likes me, even though I’m an idiot?
-Post your picture here.
-F–k you and the sequential thread title you rode in on.
[ul][li]The Simpsons /* – Worst episode EVAR![/li][li]100 Posts! Awright![]You toolz are teh suxx0rs.[/li][li]Another Doper marriage![/li][li]Identify this movie based on next to no useful information.[/li][li]What’s wrong with my Hollandaise?[/li][li]Batman vs _______: Who would win?[/li][li]That’s it, I’m leaving forever.[/li][]Recommend me a grammar primer.[/ul](The appearance of one type of thread that I never tire of amongst all those eye-rollers should not be construed as disapproval of any sort.)
What kind of car should I buy? (This is actually “I’m going to buy a Honda Civic but am going through the motions of asking here for advice in order to validate my choice.”)
Link to a 50 page article written in extremely technical jargon and which the poster has given you ZERO clues, and doesn’t state on what section(s) he wants you to make comments.
